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BFGs: Zeus, You ARE the Father
BFGs: Zeus, You ARE the Father
BFGs: Zeus, You ARE the Father
BFGs: Zeus, You ARE the Father
Goodr

BFGs: Zeus, You ARE the Father

Regular price $ 35.00
$ 35.00
Limited Edition: Glasses of the Gods
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)
  • NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
  • ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
  • ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL: Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.



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