Poncho Outdoors

The Nervous Water

$ 94.95

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It’s the best damn shirt out there. Our proprietary fabric is breathable, lightweight, quick-drying, and provides built-in sun-protection so you can stay out all day. It’s got built-in stretch to keep you moving, and tons of thoughtful details born from our time spent outdoors — like a hidden zippered pocket, sunglasses holder, and more. It’s the shirt we wanted to wear, so it’s loaded with everything you need, and nothing you don’t.

FEATURES

Soft, lightweight, and breathable
Dries in minutes
UPF 50+
Vented back
Built-in stretch
Easy-open magnetic pockets (do not wear with pacemakers)
Built-in lens cloth
Hidden zippered pocket
Sunglasses holder
Hidden snaps to hold collar in place
Hidden sleeve tab to secure rolled-up sleeves

FABRIC

93% Nylon
7% Spandex

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