Goodr

BFGs: Colossal Squid Confessions

$ 40.00

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.

Features

No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
No Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Share this Product

{"id":9109741961495,"title":"BFGs: Colossal Squid Confessions","handle":"bfgs-colossal-squid-confessions","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","published_at":"2024-03-20T15:05:53-05:00","created_at":"2024-03-20T15:04:57-05:00","vendor":"Goodr","type":"Sunglasses","tags":["big","frames","glasses","goodr","grip","large","lightweight","non slip","polarize sunglass","polarized","polarized sunglasses","sunglasses"],"price":4000,"price_min":4000,"price_max":4000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":4000,"compare_at_price_min":4000,"compare_at_price_max":4000,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":48165372461335,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"141513","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":48390481674519,"product_id":9109741961495,"position":4,"created_at":"2025-03-06T15:01:20-06:00","updated_at":"2025-03-06T15:01:21-06:00","alt":null,"width":800,"height":450,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a64624301_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.jpg?v=1741294881","variant_ids":[48165372461335]},"available":true,"name":"BFGs: Colossal Squid Confessions","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":4000,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":4000,"inventory_quantity":2,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":null,"featured_media":{"alt":null,"id":39969624326423,"position":4,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"width":800,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a64624301_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.jpg?v=1741294881"}},"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.webp?v=1710965176","\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_ColossalSquidConfessions_FrontTransparent.webp?v=1710965176","\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_ColossalSquidConfessions_Lifestyle.webp?v=1710965130","\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a64624301_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.jpg?v=1741294881"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.webp?v=1710965176","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":36716719210775,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"width":800,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.webp?v=1710965176"},"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.webp?v=1710965176","width":800},{"alt":null,"id":36716719178007,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"width":800,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_ColossalSquidConfessions_FrontTransparent.webp?v=1710965176"},"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_ColossalSquidConfessions_FrontTransparent.webp?v=1710965176","width":800},{"alt":null,"id":36716719243543,"position":3,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":800,"width":800,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_ColossalSquidConfessions_Lifestyle.webp?v=1710965130"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":800,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_ColossalSquidConfessions_Lifestyle.webp?v=1710965130","width":800},{"alt":null,"id":39969624326423,"position":4,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"width":800,"src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a64624301_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.jpg?v=1741294881"},"aspect_ratio":1.778,"height":450,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.hayscooutfitters.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a64624301_ColossalSquidConfessions_SideTransparent.jpg?v=1741294881","width":800}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Demogorgons: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}