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Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant
Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant
Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant
Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant
Goodr

Mach Gs: Cheesy Flight Attendant

$ 40.00
$ 40.00

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

  • Non-Reflective Lenses
  • For Regular or Wider Heads
  • Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
  • Made For: Running
  • Great For: Beasting & Biking

 

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